The Wisest Man on Earth

I've just seen The Weather Man, and as expected it tries hard to be indie and real, but is simply one of many Nicolas Cage's dramatic tries.
It is a story of Nicolas Cage cursing and being sad. He has an overweight daughter and molested son, his wife obviously hates him and although he is a successful weather man, people throw fast food at him. So the film would be quickly forgotten by me, except one man. And that is officially the smartest, wisest and the most eloquent man on Earth. Let me introduce you to the man who survived Jaws 3, the man who although has British accent manages to produce oscar winning American children. Ladies and Gentleman,
Michael Caine.
Even when he speaks of camel toes and sucking dicks, he sounds like a respectful scientist. We salute you, Sir!

flickchart dot com

It's probably wrong to promote websites so popular, but this one is a true gem within them all. You basically spend the whole night clicking on moving posters trying to push Sin City from number one place on your top movies list. It's truly addictive and you will see more posters than ever in one place. But there's no poster for the Graduate.
And that's just wrong.

Yesterday I saw Saw

There obviously was a script on the set, but I bet it just described what tortures the characters are going through. The only dialogue they had was probably something like 'aaaaaaaaaa'. The characters were probably called 'character number one', 'character number two', etc. because I bet nobody can remember the names of the new ones. SAW 3D is only 89 minutes long and even though it's short, it is still mostly based on flashbacks from the previous ones. I'm not sure if I remember anything, apart from the first one. So it is literally film without a plot. And it's selling well.


P.S. Doctor Gordon is fat now- that is a twist of the final one.