The Wisest Man on Earth

I've just seen The Weather Man, and as expected it tries hard to be indie and real, but is simply one of many Nicolas Cage's dramatic tries.
It is a story of Nicolas Cage cursing and being sad. He has an overweight daughter and molested son, his wife obviously hates him and although he is a successful weather man, people throw fast food at him. So the film would be quickly forgotten by me, except one man. And that is officially the smartest, wisest and the most eloquent man on Earth. Let me introduce you to the man who survived Jaws 3, the man who although has British accent manages to produce oscar winning American children. Ladies and Gentleman,
Michael Caine.
Even when he speaks of camel toes and sucking dicks, he sounds like a respectful scientist. We salute you, Sir!