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Saturday 30 July 2011

Horrible, horrible bosses

I should start with the information that I am not very keen on comedies. Actually, there are hardly any that I truly like so for me writing a review on one and persuading you, my dear audience that my opinion is worth your notice, might be an overstatement. Sure I know stuff about films that apply to any genre, but I am not a person who laughs at American jokes. And Horrible Bosses is an American joke.
I must say what is surprising about the film is the cast. It's actually a very good cast and each of the actors/ actresses in a way plays a role they have already played before but which is presented in an unsympathetic and extreme form. Jennifer Anniston is trying to play a one sexy fox, but she turns out to be as sexy as Rachel. Kind of not that sexy really. Kevin Spacey is a Swimming With Sharks boss, but without emotional depth and background story and Colin Farrell plays himself, I think.
And then we have the victims of these horrible bosses. If there is a group of three men in their thirties-forties, there is always the same scheme going on. it seems like some men only hang out with other men to keep the rules going.
1. A responsible one- he is there to control the situation, normally he would go to the most extreme lenghts in order to achieve the aim set in the film;
2. A funny guy- usually fat as well. He isn't actually that funny or doesn't really have this amazingly witty sense of humour. Mainly he is awkward or plain stupid. And it's funny as hell
3. The main guy- he's cool, he's single, he's perfect. He will get the girl, even if he's not looking for one at the moment


So it's the same here.
The Lol of the film relies on the premise. Our heroes hate their bosses so much they come up with the idea that they will kill each others' bosses. So it's not suspicious. I don't know how not suspicious is it to check their connections if they are best friends and every day people see them drinking at the same bar, but fuck it, let's say it's persuasive enough.
Fortunately and and unfortunately for them, this asshole Kevin Spacey kills Colin Farrell thinking his wife is cheating on him, but it's our lost boys who get in trouble for it. I don't have to tell you how it all ends, but it involves the super intelligent recording gadgets. Like in real life.
Even though it has a nympho, a psycho and Colin Farrell, some dirty language and killing scenes, to me Horrible Bosses could be easily watched by children of all ages (of course if removed all of the above). it's just so unrealistic that I can even identify more with the Hangover team. Also, the characters seem all very black and white and I am still waiting for a comedy who will actually have dimentional characters. And when their dimention isn't based on their action only, but actually personality traits.
As I said though, people laughed and probably some fans of comedies will actually enjoy this one more than the producers have expected. After all, it didn't get that little on IMDB.
For me it's meh.
But at least it doesn't have Adam Sandler.
Then killing them is the answer

Wednesday 27 July 2011

Film Addict: Blogs I'm reading

Film Addict: Blogs I'm reading: "There is a number of film blogs on the internet that one can get easily addicted to, but just few of them I can't stop myself from visiting ..."

Blogs I'm reading

There is a number of film blogs on the internet that one can get easily addicted to, but just few of them I can't stop myself from visiting almost every day. They are funny, witty, unique and make me lol a lot. Here we are, ladies and gentleman, queerdelys top something film blogs:

1. Ultra Culture

http://www.ultraculture.co.uk/
I'm not even gaining pleasure from it anymore. It's so good it's addictive and I simply have to go on it almost every day (and sometimes twice a day even though there are no new posts added- but there is a random post button). The guy who writes it is one young smart guy and his reviews and articles are always provoking some pre-high laughter in me. It's this laughter that I get just thinking about how good getting high is. This is how good Ultra Culture is.

2. The Shiznit
http://www.theshiznit.co.uk
When I first visited this blog I read one article, two articles, three articles, four...seventeen articles...You can easily spend the whole day reading articles and then articles related to them. And this guy's admiration of Nicolas Cage and Mark Whalberg monotonous styles is just what I identify with. This blog makes my day. Every day.

3. Picturehouse Podcast
http://picturehouseblog.co.uk/category/podcast
I still haven't met these guys and I still want to. They are witty, from London and all about films. It's a friendly conversation about the movies and this is what I want just before I see anything at the cinema. They are always positive, even when they are negative. And their Oscar special was better than what you get from any other media.

4. The Incredible Suit
http://theincrediblesuit.blogspot.com
I like this blog because it tends to be so specific sometimes that it's like reading about one background character in a movie. It's good, it's funny and it's hugely entertaining. Most importantly, it's a blog on blogspot, so it gives hope to people like me that you don't have to own a website for people to like you. True?

5. Lawrence and Julie and Julia
http://lawrenceandjulieandjulia.blogspot.com
Fucking hell, this guy is torturing himself for our entertainment. I don't know how you can ignore him. He is watching Julie and Julia every day for a year, the film I couldn't watch once because it's just so fucking irritating it just makes me swear too much. But this guy sacrifies himself. I hope he will still have mental stability in a year.

So that's it. My top 5 (it seems) film blogs I read notoriously. I would love to find more so suggest them in comments if you have any recommendations.

Tuesday 26 July 2011

Super rip off

What if we take a not-that-charming forty year old, a crying Arwen on drugs and nymphomaniac Ellen Page and put them all in a total rip off of Kick Ass? Well, I think we will get a bad rip off of Kick Ass.
Super is not super. It has a potential (or giving it its right name, it’s ripping off already existing script), it has some good acting and it has some nice graphical editing. But besides that it literally has nothing. Except for two rape scenes, on of which I might never forget about.
It tries to be smart and witty, but it turns out absurd and ugly. I have nothing against violence in the movies, actually I am a big fan of gore horror films, but if violence is the only thing that takes Super one step further from Kick Ass, then I will just say thank you very much for a free film but I am never willing to pay anything for your dvd release. And it’s sad because Kick Ass is definitely one of my favourite films. When I went to see Super I still hoped it is just the inspiration that they took from Kick Ass, but I promise, they literally use the same lines.
I can’t be bothered to spend time describing the plot because it’s basically

and it makes me so angry
but the only different lies in (as I have already said), the amount of violence
Super has this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44rUlHYg-MU
and under these circumstances it seems it has been written.
Do I hate it? Of course I don’t. I am just indifferent towards bad rip offs.
I hate you, James Gunn.
You and your Scooby Doo 2 film. If you at least did the first one, I might have had some respect left.
Fuck you.