So it is today. And it seems like I've waited forever for this day to come. the day when trash cinema meets cult cinema, the day where tickets are cheap and all nighters tempting even if you have to wake up at 7 the next day. And it starts with a bang, with King Kong, the one without Jack Black in it.
The one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0WpKl2A_2k
when youtube was still black and white.
I'm still learning the program by heart in order to remember where to go and what to see but from what it seems like, I ain't goin nowhere for some time now. My holidays remain in London and in London I want to be when this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk
I almost came watching this trailer.
I still don't understand (quite) the idea of Floating Cinema, if the boat is only capable to take six people maybe, then what;s the fun? I know it's free but if noone is going to get to this boat, then free isn't that tempting. It's just some people watching a film on their boat. Cool.
And there's also Turkish trash film called Death Warrior. And it's being played on my birthday. It's like Scala knew I would have to spend my birthday at their festival so they gave me the offer I could not refuse.
Well, now it's only three hours away. Let it begin
Saturday, 13 August 2011
Scala Forever Opening
So it is today. And it seems like I've waited forever for this day to come. the day when trash cinema meets cult cinema, the day where tickets are cheap and all nighters tempting even if you have to wake up at 7 the next day. And it starts with a bang, with King Kong, the one without Jack Black in it.
The one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0WpKl2A_2k
when youtube was still black and white.
I'm still learning the program by heart in order to remember where to go and what to see but from what it seems like, I ain't goin nowhere for some time now. My holidays remain in London and in London I want to be when this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk
I almost came watching this trailer.
I still don't understand (quite) the idea of Floating Cinema, if the boat is only capable to take six people maybe, then what;s the fun? I know it's free but if noone is going to get to this boat, then free isn't that tempting. It's just some people watching a film on their boat. Cool.
And there's also Turkish trash film called Death Warrior. And it's being played on my birthday. It's like Scala knew I would have to spend my birthday at their festival so they gave me the offer I could not refuse.
Well, now it's only three hours away. Let it begin
The one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0WpKl2A_2k
when youtube was still black and white.
I'm still learning the program by heart in order to remember where to go and what to see but from what it seems like, I ain't goin nowhere for some time now. My holidays remain in London and in London I want to be when this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk
I almost came watching this trailer.
I still don't understand (quite) the idea of Floating Cinema, if the boat is only capable to take six people maybe, then what;s the fun? I know it's free but if noone is going to get to this boat, then free isn't that tempting. It's just some people watching a film on their boat. Cool.
And there's also Turkish trash film called Death Warrior. And it's being played on my birthday. It's like Scala knew I would have to spend my birthday at their festival so they gave me the offer I could not refuse.
Well, now it's only three hours away. Let it begin
Wednesday, 10 August 2011
The Legend of 7 Golden Vampires
Although it doesn't fully presents how i feel about this film, here is the link to Cinemassacre's review of The Legend of 7 Golden Vampires:
http://cinemassacre.com/2010/10/12/legend-of-the-7-golden-vampires/
Besides the link?
well, this film is pretty paradoxical because by having nothing at all (no plot, no special effects, no characters development, no potential), it manages to have it all (blood, jolie English gentlemen and Chinese Dracula).
count himself
Although it has moaning virgin, boiling blood and a Swedish princess, it hasn't won the heart in my top best worst movies. It is too forgettable and too pointless. There has to be more drama than just fighting random guys in order to fulfil my rotten b-class taste. It must be something worse, like lamer dialogues or mission to save the world.
I'm not saying it's not worth checking out. I did it sober and maybe that's why it didn't leave a clear scar on my mind.
and maybe if these guys was a little jolier too
http://cinemassacre.com/2010/10/12/legend-of-the-7-golden-vampires/
Besides the link?
well, this film is pretty paradoxical because by having nothing at all (no plot, no special effects, no characters development, no potential), it manages to have it all (blood, jolie English gentlemen and Chinese Dracula).
count himself
Although it has moaning virgin, boiling blood and a Swedish princess, it hasn't won the heart in my top best worst movies. It is too forgettable and too pointless. There has to be more drama than just fighting random guys in order to fulfil my rotten b-class taste. It must be something worse, like lamer dialogues or mission to save the world.
I'm not saying it's not worth checking out. I did it sober and maybe that's why it didn't leave a clear scar on my mind.
and maybe if these guys was a little jolier too
Monday, 8 August 2011
Did you know...
"Smurfette (Katy Perry) says "I kissed a smurf and I liked it", a reference to Perry's first hit single, "I Kissed a Girl"."
Thank you IMDB. One more news about this rape of my childhood film and I'm going to hang myself.
Thank you IMDB. One more news about this rape of my childhood film and I'm going to hang myself.
Saturday, 6 August 2011
Beautiful Lies
First of all, and I have no idea how many times should I repeat it, so everyone gets it- Beautiful Lies is nothing like Amelie. The only thing that is common for both of these films is Audrey Toutou, nothing else. So if you loved Amelie and it is one of your favourite films (like mine), then ignore Beautiful Lies. Think more Priceless or Heartbreaker than Amelie when you go to see it. I hope I made it clear. Any mentions of Amelie will make this film even more disappointed than it is already.
French romantic comedies are like a separate genre in the genre of romantic comedies. Not only do they have European freshness and characters that we can actually identify with, but also they are usually very quirky. So quirky they are, that sometimes they reach the edge of being disturbing and uncomfortable to watch when we actually think about what we are watching. This is the case of Beautiful Lies to me. So first, the synopsis as presented by Trinity, because I am too lazy to come up with my own (and because it is a film about copying):
30-year old Emilie runs a hairdressing salon, and provides an endless stream of well-meaning advice to her clients and friends...(I have only noticed that she cuts of the fringe for a customer who obviously doesn't want it to be cut)
Sadly the one person she can't seem to help is Maddy, her mother, who has given up the will to live since being left by her husband.
Jean, a young man who works for Emilie is secretly in love with her but a pathological shyness prevents him from declaring his feelings (it doesn't prevent him to sleep with both Emilie and her mother). Finally (five minutes in, unable to contain himself, he opens his heart in a passionate anonymous letter. (which content we learn by heart almost, so many times they repeat it in this film).
Entirely untouched by this confession and terrified to see her mother slipping deeper and deeper into despair, Emilie concocts a crazy plan: she'll change the name at the top of the letter and send it to Maddy.
Deeply touched by this beautiful declaration of love, Maddy rediscovers the will to live and begins to watch for the mail (I wouldn't really call it a will to live if your whole life revolves around a post box). While she's over the moon to see her mother returning to life, Emilie is fully aware of the problems that lie ahead. Not only must she supply Maddy with more love letters, she must also find someone willing to play the author...
dot dot dot, and it's Jean of course. Why has it be Jean we never find out, but obviously this leads to uncomfortable situations. And I really was all prepared to laugh cheerfully, but when I discovered that the theory of love letters is taken into a practice, I suddenly started feeling uncomfortable. Lying in this film seems to be more than acceptable. Even though Jean teaches Emilie a lesson, he agrees for her to lie at the end of the movie. And why is she so grateful when her mother's revenge is so over the top cruel? What is wrong with these French passionate people who just search for more complex way for their intrigues? It is like some sort of an obsession because otherwise life won't be interesting enough. And it's with every romantic comedy- words unspoken, spies, cryptic letters and symbolic allusions. Nobody can actually live like that and in French romantic comedies, nobody lives differently.
It freaks me out.
instead of following another guy, this woman should seek psychological help.
and here, the one on the left, she really suffers from some serious depression, but nobody ever cares. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Instead of romantic comedy, we get some pretty serious types of problems hidden in a little love intrigue which isn't half as interesting as Emilie's drinking problems. I would watch a film about that.
So Beautiful Lies for me is just 5/10. But I can imagine that most people will find it brainless and pleasurable to watch. To me it's just disturbing
French romantic comedies are like a separate genre in the genre of romantic comedies. Not only do they have European freshness and characters that we can actually identify with, but also they are usually very quirky. So quirky they are, that sometimes they reach the edge of being disturbing and uncomfortable to watch when we actually think about what we are watching. This is the case of Beautiful Lies to me. So first, the synopsis as presented by Trinity, because I am too lazy to come up with my own (and because it is a film about copying):
30-year old Emilie runs a hairdressing salon, and provides an endless stream of well-meaning advice to her clients and friends...(I have only noticed that she cuts of the fringe for a customer who obviously doesn't want it to be cut)
Sadly the one person she can't seem to help is Maddy, her mother, who has given up the will to live since being left by her husband.
Jean, a young man who works for Emilie is secretly in love with her but a pathological shyness prevents him from declaring his feelings (it doesn't prevent him to sleep with both Emilie and her mother). Finally (five minutes in, unable to contain himself, he opens his heart in a passionate anonymous letter. (which content we learn by heart almost, so many times they repeat it in this film).
Entirely untouched by this confession and terrified to see her mother slipping deeper and deeper into despair, Emilie concocts a crazy plan: she'll change the name at the top of the letter and send it to Maddy.
Deeply touched by this beautiful declaration of love, Maddy rediscovers the will to live and begins to watch for the mail (I wouldn't really call it a will to live if your whole life revolves around a post box). While she's over the moon to see her mother returning to life, Emilie is fully aware of the problems that lie ahead. Not only must she supply Maddy with more love letters, she must also find someone willing to play the author...
dot dot dot, and it's Jean of course. Why has it be Jean we never find out, but obviously this leads to uncomfortable situations. And I really was all prepared to laugh cheerfully, but when I discovered that the theory of love letters is taken into a practice, I suddenly started feeling uncomfortable. Lying in this film seems to be more than acceptable. Even though Jean teaches Emilie a lesson, he agrees for her to lie at the end of the movie. And why is she so grateful when her mother's revenge is so over the top cruel? What is wrong with these French passionate people who just search for more complex way for their intrigues? It is like some sort of an obsession because otherwise life won't be interesting enough. And it's with every romantic comedy- words unspoken, spies, cryptic letters and symbolic allusions. Nobody can actually live like that and in French romantic comedies, nobody lives differently.
It freaks me out.
instead of following another guy, this woman should seek psychological help.
and here, the one on the left, she really suffers from some serious depression, but nobody ever cares. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Instead of romantic comedy, we get some pretty serious types of problems hidden in a little love intrigue which isn't half as interesting as Emilie's drinking problems. I would watch a film about that.
So Beautiful Lies for me is just 5/10. But I can imagine that most people will find it brainless and pleasurable to watch. To me it's just disturbing
Friday, 5 August 2011
Raindance Festival
Filmaster (the website my main blog is located on- queerdelys.filmaster.com is an official sponsor of Raindance Film Festival so now more than ever I feel like promoting it.
http://www.raindance.co.uk/site/
It's a nice mixture of overpriced technical courses for aspiring filmmakers and some underground films people forgot they wanted to see. Not only are they ultra hipster, but also they somehow have managed to combined it with mainstream still remaining hipster, thus you can get such gems as the visits from Christopher Nolan or Ken Loach (not anymore though, they are too mainstream now for the festival).
Films still haven't been announced for this year, so we can still bet what they choose to show. I bet it's some Korean short films and British lesbian romance in the style of '80s films.
So, anyone's attending?
http://www.raindance.co.uk/site/
It's a nice mixture of overpriced technical courses for aspiring filmmakers and some underground films people forgot they wanted to see. Not only are they ultra hipster, but also they somehow have managed to combined it with mainstream still remaining hipster, thus you can get such gems as the visits from Christopher Nolan or Ken Loach (not anymore though, they are too mainstream now for the festival).
Films still haven't been announced for this year, so we can still bet what they choose to show. I bet it's some Korean short films and British lesbian romance in the style of '80s films.
So, anyone's attending?
Monday, 1 August 2011
Scala Forever
I don't know how much time I spend now just admiring the programe of the festival, especially because I didn't apply on time to get a press pass for Fright Fest so I need consolation, and what can I say- Scala offers a better consolation than the biggest spoon of nutella.
and just imagine eating this nutella while watching all the films they offer.
My top favourite is of course all the horrors, but also Russ Meyer (yes, I love big tits and that's why) and John Waters (if it did have Pink Flamingos, I would pee my pants, promise). Also, they have Bunuel, whom I adore and will see just to see anything by him on a bigger screen than my telly and Herzog. I can go like this foreever actually, because everything they have is simply sublime.
This is the website you can masturbate to
http://scalaforever.co.uk/
Who's going?
and just imagine eating this nutella while watching all the films they offer.
My top favourite is of course all the horrors, but also Russ Meyer (yes, I love big tits and that's why) and John Waters (if it did have Pink Flamingos, I would pee my pants, promise). Also, they have Bunuel, whom I adore and will see just to see anything by him on a bigger screen than my telly and Herzog. I can go like this foreever actually, because everything they have is simply sublime.
This is the website you can masturbate to
http://scalaforever.co.uk/
Who's going?
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